Today I will briefly tell you about such films, where the most bizarre and ridiculous neighbors of Robert De Niro and Alec Baldwin, the monster of Hollywood, starred. These films are also notable for their original graphics, captivating plot, great acting, incredibly beautiful views … You can consider the last sentence sarcasm. Although the girls in such films are very much even nothing;)
Piranhaconda
Why and who needed to cross a piranha and an anaconda, and how could this even happen? This is the question that director Jim Wainorski did not ask when he decided to make this movie. He was more concerned with how to lure Michael Madsen into the shot! Yes, yes, the same one from “Kill Bill”. And make him play a role, too. So it turned out to lure, but Madsen did not play – and the whole film went on with a dull grin. Yes, Michael, the years go by ….
Saber-toothed thing
How to cook a new monster? Easily! We take an eel, increase it twenty times, put more fangs in it and let it go for a walk. And in order for him to have something to eat, we will send a group of students in search of him. Madsen we will not see, as the gloom of our ears – let there be completely unknown actors. As a result – the most disastrous KinoPoisk index – 2.5!
Dinokrok vs supergator
These genetics are real boobies and boobies. Did not have time to cross crocodiles with extinct dinosaurs, they missed them. And then “mimokrokodil” director Jim Wainorski, already known to us, and how let’s shoot them in films. He just has a few more bucks left from his last budget … Madsen didn’t have enough, but the quality of filming, tropical views and the abundance of blondes in bikinis are still off the charts! Monsters just don’t have time to eat them;)
Lavalantula
The fame of Michael Madsen haunted director Mike Mendes! Rate the game full name. I was tormented at nights, I didn’t let myself sleep – I kept thinking about taking this off? And he decided to destroy once again the most apocalyptic city in America – Los Angeles. Yes, not just destroy – but send a giant fire-breathing spider at him! To score it was invited by the fading star of the “Police Academy” Steve Goettenberg. We thought a spark would ignite a flame …
Hydra
Since the animal did not agree to breathe fire from any of its mouths, but simply stupidly ate the actors, director Andrew Prendergast decided to go the other way. And also blew up a volcano under the feet of the film crew! How do you like that, Michael Madsen? Are you crying with envy?
Frankenstein fish
From these genetic experiments, anyone will go crazy … Even Michael Madsen himself, not like the fish, which were enlarged and forced to eat a lot and often everyone who decided to swim in … the swamps of Louisiana. And director Mark Dippé also decided to shoot it all on camera. Probably, geneticists paid extra for advertising their products …
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