Human beings, as a species, are pretty gross. For this reason, we must learn to pick and choose our battles. Whether it is at home, around our family or in college with our roommates, I’m sure, by now, you’ve encountered your fair share of gross habits.
When it comes to our girlfriends, however, for some odd reason, some of these same gross habits can also come off as cute to us. We’re all human at the end of the day, and we’re definitely not the cleanest ourselves.
At the end of the day, our love for our ladies usually will outweigh even the grossest habits they may have, but it doesn’t mean we’re not aware of them.
1. When you drop food down your shirt and still eat it.
2. When you sweat (not glisten).
3. When you stuff your face.
4. When you conveniently forget underwear.
5. When you curse like a sailor.
6. When you let out a burp after *a deserving* meal.
7. When you rock out with the morning breath.
8. When you haven’t washed your hair for a few days.
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