1. No one talks about protection or birth control
It’s true no one talks about protection or birth control because apparently pregnancy and STIs are not the concern. Is every woman on a pill? It is just assumed that every couple discusses their STI statuses in between the hot and heavy groping session in the elevator on the way to have passionate wordless sex in the protagonist’s apartment
2. No verbal communication
No one talks about what they want at all. Everyone just communicates through lusty eye contact and knows immediately what other person likes.
3. No consent
In fact, nobody seems to be worried about the consent in general. It’s just kind of assumed that everyone wants sex all the times.
4. Removing clothes is the most tedious awkward part
Though it is the most tedious and awkward part but it is always easy and sexy. If it’s not full on stripping, it’s perfectly choreographed frantic ripping-and-throwing on the way to the bed.
5. Guys are always able to enter their partner in one swift movement
Because it’s always as easy as one thrust for the penis to magically find the vagina. No fumbling or guidance needed.
6. Everyone moans as their life is depended on it
If you’re not letting out a bunch of sultry porn star moans, are you REALLY having sex?
7. Women always keep their bras on
Yeah, this is annoying, women always keep their bras on – or get back into their bras or panties, like, immediately after sex
8. That moment when sex is over
That moment when sex is over and when both characters fall back against the pillows in simultaneous satisfaction.
9. Everyone just skips the foreplay
Everyone just skips the foreplay and yet all the parties are just ready to go immediately.